me: Tell me about your life, Josh?
Josh: if I had one I’d tell you all about it, somedays I feel so left out just hearing about all these peoples lives and how they suck. I just want push all those fuckers down and tell them that they’re fucking lucky, but I have no life, and people with no life can’t do things like that..
me: Josh.. you have a life, you just haven’t found it..
Josh: you’re gonna help me fine my own life!??!?!
me: Yes, yes I am.
